Baltimore-born. Virginia-living.

 

rubywhiterabbit:

My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…

Pluto is there.

The artist remembered Pluto.

Guys…

The artist drew Pluto crying.

thedailywhat:

Posted Without Comment of the Day: Redditor fluffypotatoes says: “My son has a long to do list today!”
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thedailywhat:

Posted Without Comment of the Day: Redditor fluffypotatoes says: “My son has a long to do list today!”

[biotv]

thedailywhat:

Sports Reporter of the Day: Booker Corrigan already is a legend in the high school lacrosse world. Now, KuddaSports gives us a highlight reel that begs the question: Why wasn’t Corrigan snapped up by ESPN sooner?

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this guy

Really scared of ending up in a relationship like my parent’s marriage. Makes me kinda sick to my stomach to listen to people talk to each other like that on a daily basis and then wake up the next day like nothing happened.

Also afraid of ending up anything like my mother.

lissalynn:

doom-cookies:

popculturebrain:

The Lonely Island boys pull out all the stops for their massive 100th (and possibly last?) digital short.

Watch this.

BIEBZ!

THERE IS SO MUCH HAPPENING

My body hates me.

My few pair of shorts I have to wear to work all appear to have turned into booty shorts because of the stupid weight that decided to move to my ass. Kudos to you, body. Seeing that I can’t afford new clothes and they’re now enforcing a “dress code,” I will wear the same pair of black shorts to work every time now.

And I have this awkward pimple on my chin that is making me look like Buzz Lightyear. Kinda hate it, but kinda love Buzz.

Done complaining.